Genesis 11 Delayed!

November 10th, 2017

Hello friends!

It's Friday and usually we'd be ready to jump back into another chapter. This week, Daylight Savings Time got the better of us and we have Fallen behind, so we are going to postpone Genesis 11 to be released on Monday. At this time, we are still expecting Genesis 12 to be released on next Friday as scheduled. Which means two episodes next week!!!

Check back soon!

@girls1book

Go! Genealagy Go! (Genesis 10)

November 3rd, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. It's another Genealagy episode and we powered thru. Can't stop. Didn't Stop. Go straight to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not pull over for hitchhikers. Do not stop. Don't stop. Never stop. STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.

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Other music in this podcast created by:
Chorale No. 1 by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Artist
Cello Suite #1 in G - Prelude - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist

 

Ps. Elmer Fudd is the Original Nimrod.

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Off the Boat, Off the Wagon (Genesis 9)

October 27th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. 

It's finally time to get off the boat!! Fly that rainbow flag proudly, and use the exit nearest you. The dove has delivered the olive branch, and it's time to set-up the vineyard. And Noah celebrates by GEtTinG HiS DRUNK ON!! Let us all raise a glass, and give a toast!

 

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#barney

#redredwine

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Unforgettable Noah (Genesis 8)

October 20th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. 

In this episode, wait.. what was going on? What were we doing? Who am I? Was it a Raven or Dove... ? Is the rainbow the covenant or was the ark the covenant? I'm just not sure... Was someone on a boat? Or was it all just a dream?

 

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We do not own the audio clip at the end of this episode. All rights reserved to Home Alone.

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The Great Flood (Genesis 7)

October 13th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, the Bible gives us a few math word problems and Elize proves just how terrible she really is at solving them. We obsess over our love for Madeline. And God floods the Earth and all that walked on it and "breathed the breath of life" was destroyed. So let the good times roll!

 

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Other music in this podcast created by:

The Sun is Scheduled to Come Out Tomorrow by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist

 

We do not own the audio clip at the end of the episode. To listen to the full audiobook, click here.

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Giant Mistake (Genesis 6)

October 5th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we learn about the origin of magical creatures, discover the Dinosaurs would surely have roamed the Ark, and even B'nai Elohim is not above the occasional oopsy.

 

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Other music in this podcast created by:

Mermaid by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist

 
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Genealogy Gigglefest (Genesis 5)

September 29th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In spite of the Chapter having boring content, we found a way to laugh away the pain. Come giggle with us through the Genealogy of Adam!

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*We admittedly are getting pretty shameless here with our ending song. But we'd like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Sons and Daughters by The Decemberists off of the album The Crane Wife

 

Other music in this podcast created by:

Chorale No. 1 by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Artist

Cello Suite #1 in G - Prelude - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist

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Cain the Vegan Tiller Killer (Genesis 4)

September 22nd, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon.

In our efforts to use Google less, and have more legitimate material to pull from, we have added a book. DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!! But how can we be Two Girls ONE Book with TWO BOOKS?? I'll explain. The Pentateuch is the first 5 books of the Bible - including Genesis. And since we're both reading from the Book of Genesis, it's still technically only one book. Don't be afraid. Fear only the dreaded Vegan Tiller Killer!!!

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*We would like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Big Ass Rock composed by David Yazbek from the musical The Full Monty, and performed by Patrick Wilson, Jason Danieley, and John Conlee. 

 
 
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Adam’s in Charge (Genesis 3)

September 19th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we learn that even God likes to take an evening stroll once in a while, fig leaves are not grape leaves, as well as fight to find proof in the condemnation of all women because one woman's gullability.

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*We would like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Charles in Charge composed by David Kurtz, Michael Jacobs, and Al Burton, and performed by Shandi Sinnamon. Thank you for creating something that so perfectly explains misogyny in under 30 seconds.

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Of the Rib (Genesis 2)

September 8th, 2017

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we ask:
Who came first: The woman or Revisionist History? 
Who came first: The woman or The Rib?
Which came first: Genesis 1 or the summary of Genesis 1 (aka Gen 2).

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*We would like to give a special thanks to Daniel Goers for the song at the end of the show. You can follow Daniel @daniel goers on YouTube. Thank you for letting us use this song!

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